The Chill is far and away the best of what Vertigo Crime has put out thus far. Yes, I’m still pretty fucking pissed that The Chill - like Dark Entries
before it - is supernatural instead of straight-up crime like I’d
envisioned for such an imprint, but there’s no getting around how much
fun this shit is. Besides, as a fervent fan of Jason Starr’s nasty brand
of noir, it’s pretty exciting to see him take a stab at not only
comics, but horror as well. Wait a second…he hasn’t done a proper cop
novel yet either, has he? Make that three firsts, then. Jesus.
NYPD
detective Pavano is looking for a serial killer. Witnesses say it’s a
woman, but they all have differing opinions on what exactly she looks
like. They all agree that she’s the most gorgeous woman they’ve ever
seen. And oh yeah – in addition to the victims being all kinds of cut up
and fucked up, their also frozen, in the middle of a sweltering NYC
summer, that is.
Boston drunk bastard cop Martin Cleary catches
the story on TV, thinks he knows what’s up. Runs down to New York,
starts talking about an old girlfriend from his younger days who made
him literally freeze when he was fucking her. Mentions some shit about
Druid sacrifice rituals and immortality and other wild shit. Pavano
blows him off, but when the body count starts picking up and murders get
more gruesome, Cleary starts looking saner every minute.
Like any Starr fan would expect, The Chill
is packed with violence, suspense, NYC shit, and bottleservice-y bar
scene douchebags. Artist Mick Bertlorenzi has a blast depicting all the
sex and violence this story has to offer, every scene tight and
viscerally exciting. And the Druid murderess Arlana’s ability to shape
shift into any man’s specific dream woman make this a story that could
only be properly told as a graphic novel.
But what I especially like about The Chill
is just how gleefully fucking nasty it is. Damn near every dude that
Arlana seduces is an absolute creep and you couldn’t give a shit if his
cock gets frozen inside of her. Just grotesque fucking douchebags. And
then there’s Starr’s approach to Pavano’s investigation, where he’s
basically a clueless asshole instead of the brilliant detective a lesser
book would have settled for. And the delightfully sick denouement…and
the fucking amazingly gross priest gag…
Okay, that’s enough of that. If I talk about this shit any more I’m
gonna get all spoilery on your ass. Like I said up top, this shit is
supernatural as hell, but undoubtedly noir. It also makes sense for this
series in that it’s perfect for a one-shot, one-sitting arc whereas it
would probably have gotten annoying as a six issue run or if they had
tried to expand it into a Vertigo-proper series. So while I wish there
was a hard-bound imprint of Vertigo “Supernatural” Crime to
differentiate this stuff from my personal vision for Vertigo Crime, I
think I’ll just be thankful shit this dark and gross is released at all.
Originally Published by Nerd of Noir February 20, 2010
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